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THE FREAKSHOW: 

 Supposedly one of the munchkins from The Wizard Of Oz?

 

 Wish I would've had my exposure set right for this one because she was posing for me.

He liked me... a lot!

NOTE:  Singed eyelashes and brows.

An obvious job hazard.

 What side-show would be complete w/out a sword swallower?

My attention was diverted to the beautiful sunset outside the tent..

Possibly my favorite shot:  

I still don't know how it came out so clear considering I didn't use a tripod and my balance was probably sub-par from an afternoon of beer-guzzling.

I really wish Tammy Faye & Pa Tuckett hadn't infiltrated the HAWT Gravitron shot.

 T-Dizzle really liked his first ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl!

 He promised never to talk shit about such a "lame" ride ever again.  

Then demanded we ride it a few more times!
~ I HATE FLASH. ~
-_-

First ((and lamest)) attempt at shooting fireworks from the parking lot at the end of the night.

St. Patties Day Leperchaun FIRE (2010)

There I was at the home of my friend Mr. BoozeyNoodles 
[the bartender of my once favorite (now non-existant) bar] 
when I remembered my camera and how I've never tried to photograph one of the most intriguing elements:

FIRE!

 I thought this log resembled a dragon...

Then it turned into a finger-gun?

THIS PRICELESS GEM is open for interpretation.... 

Rolling Stones tongue logo?

Mouf?

Now tilt your head slightly to the right when viewing the following photo...

DERTY.

WELCOME BITCHES!

So here I finally started a photography blog.

This took about 4,630 years to put together and I've only come this far!

Barf.