There we were, my buddy D and I strolling through a newly developed shopping mecca on our way back from a movie.
It took me several minutes, but I finally realized the non-unpleasant Reggae muzak I originally thought I was picking up from the metal plate in my skull I got back in 'Nam
was coming at us from the fucking streetlights!
It was like constantly looking over your shoulder only to find
Bob Marley trailing you in a vehicle when you are on foot.
It was already an eerie area, sparsely populated with empty shops which appear to be gift wrapped with a semi-realistic storefront -even depicting human figures passing by with shopping bags!*
GO CONSUMERS GO!!!
And that's when I spotted...
the Manicant.
Man it can't stand up straight.
Man it looks retardish!
Man it can't be serious!
And is that token black one dropping a deuce in the background?
My only question is WTF?
*The semi-realistic storefront was apparently so realistic, my imagination completely fabricated the human figures with shopping bags.
